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this
mother
fucker
is
hot.
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Saucy! Sassy! Rrrow!
Mmm... cow leather. I want to pet his hairy chest and run my hands through that vintage 1986, wonderful,
thick head of hair. I bet he'll purr when I stirrup him up and
get some reins on him, yeehaw. Brand his cute ass with my red-hot poker. Oh, Hoff
you're the greatest. I've got a KITT in my closet for you that you'd enjoy. Oh, stop.
Puahahahahahahha. Oh, poor poor pug.
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| 2006 STARVistar Racequeen Competition in Seoul
The winner. Yeah, she's hot. I need me one of these.
The girl too.
She looks good next to the car, which is the important thing. The
thing I like about Racequeens from Asia is that they don't
look like total skanky hos like they way they do in the States. You look at this chic, and you DON'T immediately think
she'd smell like a fishmarket.
2nd Place, trying to be sexy but looking very awkward. What's up
with all the funky poses? And what's up with the weird cornrow looking hair?
Though...
I'm still a sucka for cornrows and
manicured toes! Fendi Capri Pants and Parasucos!
Ahem. For some reason though, she reminds me of Mijin Park from the Miss
Korea Preliminaries they held in NY last month. Yeah, the dumb
one that was sounded like she was straight out of Zoolander.
3rd Place. YUM. She looks like she'd be cool,
too. Like the kind of girl you'd like to date. Nice tan, so
she's not pasty white like everybody else. Not a fake tan
either. I bet she lays out on Jejudo beaches all the time,
looking all delicious like that. Her smirk smile seems genuine,
making me think she's nice but... naughty. She looks so soft. I just want to touch-ey. Ooo.
Nice hairstyle too. I like the way it playfully drapes over one
eye. I like one-eyed girls. Then again, I always had a thing for pirates, and a girl
pirate is the best thing ever. Except if she were a girl pirate
ninja, because that's just... incomprehensibly cool. I bet this
chic is a ninja too... a cool one. I bet she even has an awesome collection of skulls.
Unlike HER, who looks like a total bitch... but GODDAMN she's
hot. What is it about guys who like bitchy looking girls and then
when the girls are actually bitches, they complain about it? I
don't know. It's like that bioluminescent lure the angler fish
use to lure fish in. We just can't resist. Damned bitchy
looking girls. God she's hot.
Nevermind she's making that seductive, "Oh honey, this is what I'd look like
lying on your bed with you about to climb into bed with me" look.
Damn manipulative bitch! AGGGH.
She reminds me of Naomi Kim from the Miss Korea Preliminaries in NY
last month -- I thought she looked like total bitch too, but oh god so
hot. I love that psycho bitch look.
...?
Uhh. Okay. 
Did I hear you say you had a hangover? Eh? WELL, I've got the perfect remedy for you, PARD'NER.
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